I once told a story about how I would be married to a rather buff woman.  After a long hard day of work I would come home wanting nothing more than to sleep.  Upon entering our bedroom I would find my wife lying naked on the bed looking at me.  She would tell me to take my clothes off and come to her.  Because I was tired and not int he mood I would refuse.  This would cause her to become enraged, grabbing the floor and pulling my side of the room to her.  Before I could respond she would suplex me on the bed, rip off my clothes and began to snoo snoo me in the “Woman’s Position”  The “woman’s position” is when the man is on the bottom, but in the missionary position while the woman pulls bends his penis between his legs and begins to thrust herself onto him.  Seems I’m not the only one with ideas like this.