The night gets the darkest, just before I strike.

May 19

In brightest day,
In blackest night,
No Decepticon shall escape my sight
Let all those who worship Megron’s might
FELL MY POWER, GREEN MATRIX’S LIGHT

The Double Whammy. Well played internet, well played.

Apr 20

Scene from The Avengers.

Fury: What does the Hulk look like?
Loki: What?
Fury: WHAT WORLD ARE YOU FROM?
Loki: What?
Fury: WHAT AIN’T NO WORLD I EVER HEARD OF. DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT?
Loki: What?
Fury: ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Loki: Yes.
Fury: THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING!
Loki: Yes.
Fury: DESCRIBE WHAT THE HULK LOOKS LIKE!
Loki: …What?
Fury: SAY WHAT AGAIN, SAY WHAT AGAIN. I DARE YA, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER. SAY WHAT ONE MO GODDAMN TIME!
Loki: He’s green.
Fury: GO ON!
Loki: He’s big.
Fury: Does he look like a bitch?
Loki: What?
Fury: (shoots Loki in the arm)DOES, HE, LOOK, LIKE, A, BITCH?
Loki: NOOOOO!
Fury: Then why did you try to fuck him like a bitch Loki?
Loki: (crying) I didn’t.
Fury: Yes you did, Yes, you, did Loki. You tried to fuck him.
Loki: (still crying) No
Fury: But The Hulk don’t like to be fucked by anybody, except Betty Ross.