The night gets the darkest, just before I strike.
Yeah, what he said.

Yeah, what he said.

silkpanties:

mynameiszatch:

panacheandswag:

virarustatus:

uta no prince-sama

Skyrim.

Final fantasy…. XIII-2

My World, My Way

Prototype

silkpanties:

mynameiszatch:

panacheandswag:

virarustatus:

uta no prince-sama

Skyrim.

Final fantasy…. XIII-2

My World, My Way

Prototype

I once told a story about how I would be married to a rather buff woman.  After a long hard day of work I would come home wanting nothing more than to sleep.  Upon entering our bedroom I would find my wife lying naked on the bed looking at me.  She would tell me to take my clothes off and come to her.  Because I was tired and not int he mood I would refuse.  This would cause her to become enraged, grabbing the floor and pulling my side of the room to her.  Before I could respond she would suplex me on the bed, rip off my clothes and began to snoo snoo me in the “Woman’s Position”  The “woman’s position” is when the man is on the bottom, but in the missionary position while the woman pulls bends his penis between his legs and begins to thrust herself onto him.  Seems I’m not the only one with ideas like this.

Not single fuck was given that day

Not single fuck was given that day

Can you say overpowered?

Can you say overpowered?

Tears of blood and testosterone are the only things that can be shed for this.  SO CAN’T WAIT!!!

Tears of blood and testosterone are the only things that can be shed for this.  SO CAN’T WAIT!!!

Bear: Hey wtf?  Brian you ok?  OH HELL NAW!  SHIT’S ABOUT TO GET REAL!!!

Bear: Hey wtf?  Brian you ok?  OH HELL NAW!  SHIT’S ABOUT TO GET REAL!!!

Oh shit.  Either this is a clip from the new Ghost Rider movie, or someone is having a REALLY bad day.

Oh shit.  Either this is a clip from the new Ghost Rider movie, or someone is having a REALLY bad day.

TOO SOON TOO SOON!!!

TOO SOON TOO SOON!!!

graciferprime:

spydarusprime:

OMFG YES!

AWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Shit just got real

Dale the worst lookout…EVER!!!

Dale the worst lookout…EVER!!!

Awww, Batman has a crush.